Mammoth Cheese (Poem by James McIntyre)

James McIntyre’s “Mammoth Cheese” is a humorous poem celebrating an enormous cheese weighing more than seven thousand pounds.
Mammoth Cheese

Mammoth Cheese

By James McIntyre

Weight over seven thousand pounds.

We have seen thee, queen of cheese,
Lying quietly at your ease,
Gently fanned by evening breeze,
Thy fair form no flies dare seize.

All gaily dressed soon you'll go
To the great Provincial show,
To be admired by many a beau
In the city of Toronto.

Cows numerous as a swarm of bees,
Or as the leaves upon the trees,
It did require to make thee please,
And stand unrivalled, queen of cheese.

May you not receive a scar as
We have heard that Mr. Harris
Intends to send you off as far as
The great world's show at Paris.

Of the youth beware of these,
For some of them might rudely squeeze
And bite your cheek, then songs or glees
We could not sing, oh! queen of cheese.

We'rt thou suspended from balloon,
You'd cast a shade even at noon,
Folks would think it was the moon
About to fall and crush them soon.

Poem Analysis:

James McIntyre’s “Mammoth Cheese” is a humorous poem celebrating an enormous cheese weighing more than seven thousand pounds. Written in simple, playful rhyming couplets, the poem turns an ordinary food product into a magnificent “queen” worthy of public admiration. Beneath its comic surface, the poem also reflects nineteenth-century enthusiasm for agriculture, public exhibitions, and technological or industrial achievement.

The central device of the poem is personification. McIntyre addresses the cheese directly as a female figure, calling it the “queen of cheese” and describing it as if it were a beautiful woman. The cheese is imagined as resting comfortably, being gently fanned by the evening breeze, and attracting admirers. This humorous transformation of an enormous piece of cheese into a royal lady gives the poem much of its charm.

Exaggeration and hyperbole are equally important. The poet claims that numerous cows—“as a swarm of bees” or “as the leaves upon the trees”—were needed to produce the cheese. Later, he imagines the cheese hanging from a balloon and casting a shadow over the earth so large that people might mistake it for the moon. These impossible images emphasize its extraordinary size while creating a comic effect.

The poem also connects the cheese with public spectacle and national pride. The cheese is destined for the Provincial show in Toronto and possibly for the “great world’s show at Paris.” Such references place the poem within a culture that celebrated agricultural products at exhibitions and fairs. The cheese becomes more than food: it represents human labor, agricultural productivity, and a source of public wonder.

McIntyre’s language is deliberately simple and repetitive, with frequent rhymes such as “cheese,” “bees,” “trees,” and “please.” This gives the poem a song-like quality and makes it resemble a comic public celebration. At the same time, the regular rhyme and exaggerated descriptions reinforce the absurdity of treating a gigantic cheese as a celebrity.

Another humorous feature is the poet’s concern that visitors might damage the cheese. He imagines young men squeezing or even biting its “cheek.” This continues the personification while gently mocking the behavior of curious spectators. The cheese is simultaneously an agricultural achievement and an object of public fascination.

“Mammoth Cheese” is a light-hearted poem that uses personification, hyperbole, imagery, rhyme, and satire to celebrate an unusually large agricultural product. Its humor comes from presenting something ordinary—a cheese—as something grand, beautiful, and almost heroic. Behind the comedy, however, the poem reflects the pride of its period in agriculture, exhibitions, and the impressive scale of human production.

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