The Sergeant's Weddin' (Poem by Rudyard Kipling)

Rudyard Kipling’s The Sergeant’s Weddin’ is a humorous and satirical poem that presents a soldier’s wedding from the perspective of his fellow ...
Sergeant’s Wedding Day Celebration

The Sergeant's Weddin'
By Rudyard Kipling

'E was warned agin' 'er — 
    That's what made 'im look;
She was warned agin' 'im — 
    That is why she took.
'Wouldn't 'ear no reason,
    'Went an' done it blind;
We know all about 'em,
    They've got all to find!

        Cheer for the Sergeant's weddin' — 
        Give 'em one cheer more!
        Grey gun-'orses in the lando,
        An' a rogue is married to, etc.

What's the use o' tellin'
    'Arf the lot she's been?
'E's a bloomin' robber,
    An' 'e keeps canteen.
'Ow did 'e get 'is buggy?
    Gawd, you needn't ask!
'Made 'is forty gallon
    Out of every cask!

Watch 'im, with 'is 'air cut,
    Count us filin' by — 
Won't the Colonel praise 'is
    Pop — u — lar — i — ty!
We 'ave scores to settle — 
    Scores for more than beer;
She's the girl to pay 'em — 
    That is why we're 'ere!

See the chaplain thinkin'?
    See the women smile?
Twig the married winkin'
    As they take the aisle?
Keep your side-arms quiet,
    Dressin' by the Band.
Ho!  You 'oly beggars,
    Cough be'ind your 'and!

Now it's done an' over,
    'Ear the organ squeak,
“'Voice that breathed o'er Eden” — 
    Ain't she got the cheek!
White an' laylock ribbons,
    Think yourself so fine!
I'd pray Gawd to take yer
    'Fore I made yer mine!

Escort to the kerridge,
    Wish 'im luck, the brute!
Chuck the slippers after — 
    (Pity 'tain't a boot!)
Bowin' like a lady,
    Blushin' like a lad — 
'Oo would say to see 'em
    Both is rotten bad?

        Cheer for the Sergeant's weddin' — 
            Give 'em one cheer more!
        Grey gun-'orses in the lando,
            An' a rogue is married to, etc.

Poem Analysis:

Rudyard Kipling’s The Sergeant’s Weddin’ is a humorous and satirical poem that presents a soldier’s wedding from the perspective of his fellow soldiers. Written in the dialect of ordinary British soldiers, the poem combines comedy, irony, and social criticism. Behind its cheerful wedding setting lies a sharp portrait of military life, masculine friendship, resentment, and the complicated relationship between soldiers and authority.

One of the poem’s most striking features is its use of dialect. Kipling deliberately writes in the soldiers’ informal speech: expressions such as “‘E was warned agin’ ’er,” “’E’s a bloomin’ robber,” and “Gawd” make the poem sound like spoken barracks conversation. This gives the soldiers a distinctive collective voice and creates comic energy. At the same time, the dialect emphasizes the distance between the soldiers’ everyday world and the formal institutions represented by the Colonel and the chaplain.

The poem is also strongly satirical. The Sergeant is presented by his comrades as dishonest and exploitative. They accuse him of making money from the canteen and boast that they know his questionable practices. Yet the soldiers attend his wedding and participate in the ceremony. Their exaggerated hostility is therefore partly playful. The repeated refrain, “Cheer for the Sergeant’s weddin’ — / Give ’em one cheer more!”, creates an ironic contrast between the public celebration and the soldiers’ private opinions.

The bride is treated with similar mockery. The soldiers suggest that she has been warned about the Sergeant but married him anyway: “She was warned agin’ ’im — / That is why she took.” Their jokes reveal a characteristic soldiers’ humour in which affection and hostility are expressed through teasing. The wedding becomes an opportunity for the men to settle their “scores” with the Sergeant indirectly. They cannot openly challenge him in ordinary military life, but they can ridicule him during his wedding.

Another important element is the contrast between ceremony and irreverence. The wedding contains conventional religious and social symbols—the chaplain, women, ribbons, music, the organ, and the bridal procession. However, the soldiers continually undermine the solemnity of the occasion. When the hymn “Voice that breathed o’er Eden” is sung, the speaker responds sarcastically, showing that the soldiers are unable or unwilling to treat the ceremony with complete seriousness. Their jokes about the bride’s clothing and the Sergeant’s behaviour turn the formal wedding into a comic spectacle.

The poem also reflects Kipling’s interest in military camaraderie. The soldiers speak collectively, using “we” and addressing one another as a group. Their insults toward the Sergeant are not simply individual attacks; they are part of a shared culture of humour. Even their criticism of him demonstrates their closeness as a unit. The wedding temporarily brings together the military hierarchy, the soldiers, the chaplain, and the civilian world, but the soldiers remain the dominant comic voice.

The Sergeant’s Weddin’ is more than a humorous description of a military wedding. Through dialect, irony, satire, and exaggerated soldierly humour, Kipling portrays the culture of the barracks and the strong bonds among ordinary soldiers. The poem’s central irony is that an occasion traditionally associated with love, dignity, and solemnity becomes an opportunity for mockery and revenge. Yet beneath the insults is a vivid sense of communal life, showing how soldiers use humour to negotiate authority, friendship, and everyday hardship.

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