The History of John Jones (Poem by Edwin John Dove Pratt)

Edwin John Dove Pratt’s The History of John Jones is a humorous and satirical poem that presents the life of an apparently ideal Christian named ...
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The History of John Jones
By Edwin John Dove Pratt

The sun never shone,
The rain could not fall
On a steadier man than John.
A holy man was John,
And honest withal.
His mates had never heard
Drop from his guarded lip
An idle word,
But twice — first, while on board his ship,
When he had lost his pipe, he swore,
Just a mild damn, and nothing more;
And once he cursed
The government; but then he reckoned
The Lord forgave him for the first,
And justified the second.

And he was temperate in all his ways,
Was John;
He never drank, but when Thanksgiving days
Came on;
Never in summer on a fishing trip
Would he allow the smell on board his ship;
Only in winter or in autumn,
When a cramp or something caught him,
Would he take it, for he prized it,
Not for its depraved abuses,
But for its discreeter uses,
As his Church had authorized it.

The sun had never shone
On a kinder man than John,
Nor upon
A better Christian than was John.
He was good to his dog, he was good to his cat,
And his love went out to his horse;
He loved the Lord and his Church, of course,
For righteous was he in thought and act;
And his neighbors knew, in addition to that,
He loved his wife, as a matter of fact.

Now, one fine day it occurred to John,
That his last great cramp was on;
For nothing that the doctor wrote
Could stop that rattle in his throat.
He had broken his back upon the oar,
He had dried his last boat-load of cod,
And nothing was left for John any more,
But to drift in his boat to the port of God.

Poem Analysis:

Edwin John Dove Pratt’s The History of John Jones is a humorous and satirical poem that presents the life of an apparently ideal Christian named John Jones. Through exaggeration, irony, and understated humor, Pratt questions the difference between genuine goodness and socially performed morality. Although John is described as exceptionally honest, temperate, religious, and kind, the poem subtly exposes the contradictions in his supposedly perfect character.

From the beginning, John is portrayed as almost impossibly virtuous. He is called a “holy man” and a “steadier” and “better Christian” than anyone else. His careful speech is emphasized: his companions have never heard an “idle word” from him. However, Pratt immediately undermines this perfection by mentioning the two occasions when John swore. The first occurs when he loses his pipe, and the second is when he curses the government. John conveniently excuses both incidents, believing that God will forgive the first and justify the second. This comic reasoning reveals the human tendency to judge one’s own faults more generously than those of others.

The poem also satirizes John’s attitude toward alcohol. He is described as “temperate in all his ways,” yet he does drink on certain occasions. His drinking is presented as acceptable because it occurs under circumstances that his Church supposedly authorizes. Pratt’s irony is especially effective here: John does not simply avoid vice; he carefully constructs moral explanations that allow him to participate in something he otherwise condemns. His morality therefore appears less like absolute virtue and more like a system of convenient exceptions.

Another important aspect of the poem is John’s kindness. He is good to his dog, cat, and horse, and he loves his wife as well as his religion. These details make John a recognizable figure rather than a purely symbolic character. Yet the repeated praise of his goodness becomes excessive and humorous. Pratt’s exaggerated admiration suggests that the community’s definition of a “good man” may depend more on outward respectability than on deeper moral qualities.

The ending changes the tone from comic description to quiet reflection. John becomes seriously ill after a lifetime of hard work at sea. His “last great cramp” has come, the doctor cannot save him, and he has “dried his last boat-load of cod.” The final image of John drifting toward the “port of God” combines his occupation as a fisherman with the Christian idea of death and heaven. It gives the poem a gentle dignity while preserving its humor.

The History of John Jones is a satirical portrait of conventional morality. Pratt does not present John as an evil or hypocritical man; rather, he shows him as an ordinary human being who sincerely tries to be good while making small compromises and justifications. The poem’s humor comes from the contrast between John’s enormous reputation for holiness and his very human imperfections. Through this contrast, Pratt suggests that true morality may be more complicated than simply following rules or maintaining a respectable appearance.

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