Beef Tea (Poem by C. J. Dennis)
Beef Tea By C. J. Dennis She never magged; she never said no word; But sat an' looked at me an' never stirred. I could 'a…
C. J. Dennis
Woolloomooloo (Poem by C. J. Dennis)
Woolloomooloo By C. J. Dennis Here's a ridiculous riddle for you: How many o's are there in Woolloomooloo? Two for the W, two for the m,…
Upon the Road to Rockabout (Poem by C. J. Dennis)
Upon the Road to Rockabout By C. J. Dennis Upon the road to Rockabout I came upon some sheep — A large and woolly flock about As wide as it was dee…
Growing Up (Poem by C. J. Dennis)
Growing Up By C. J. Dennis Little Tommy Tadpole began to weep and wail, For little Tommy Tadpole had lost his little tail; And his mother didn&#…
The Seer (Poem by C. J. Dennis)
The Seer By C. J. Dennis Somewhere or other, 'tis doubtful where, In the archives of Gosh is a volume rare, A precious old classic that nob…
Ogs (Poem by C. J. Dennis)
Ogs By C. J. Dennis It chanced one day, in the middle of May, There came to the great King Splosh A policeman, who said, while scratching his he…
The Rhymes of Sym (Poem by C. J. Dennis)
The Rhymes of Sym By C. J. Dennis Nobody knew why it should be so; Nobody knew or wanted to know. It might have been checked had but someone da…